You don't say!

As a mother, I often find myself saying things I never would have thought I'd say. Things like:

"Lucy! Get your toe out of your sister's Vagina!"

Yes, those words actually came out of my mouth a few days ago during bath time.

And I totally have a vivid memory of taking a bath with my sister Marie and my mom coming in and saying "Marie! Get your Vagina out of your sisters face!"

Marie was a bath hog and would lay down while I huddled at one end of the bathtub.

She was also a bed hog and a covers hog.  She is much more generous and giving in adult hood than she was in childhood.