Does this picture freak you out? Well this happened to me yesterday. I had just taken a shower at my sister Marie's house. I went into my room and started digging through my luggage for a clean pair of underwear. (I was nearing the end of my trip, and was running out of essentials) I finally found a pair that I was pretty sure hadn't been worn, scrunched up at the bottom of my suitcase. After a quick inspection, I declared them clean, and put them on. I then looked down at my body and saw the HUGEST SPIDER EVER scurrying across my crotch. The spider must have been hiding out in my underwear. (why I didn't see it upon my cleanliness inspection, I don't know) There were two sleeping children in the room with me, but all my efforts at being quiet went right out the window as I SCREAMED bloody murder. About 5 times. I got those panties off of me as fast as I could and threw them, and the spider across the room, grabbed a towel, and ran out of there screaming. (incredibly, both babies slept through my hysteria) Marie's husband, Phil, came in to be the hero and kill the spider. (he was worried about the spider being loose in a room with two sleeping children) He found it, still hiding out in the pair of underwear I had put on. He is convinced that I brought the spider with me in my luggage from Utah. I don't know if came from Utah or not, but I do know that I have post traumatic stress disorder, and will never again be able to put on a pair of underwear without a panic attack.
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Um HOLY CRAP. That is some scary shiz Michelle. I would scream too, and even reading that gave me the nilly willies.
Poor You! That's terrible and the scariest thing I've almost EVER heard.
Oh my hell! That's the best story ever!! I've seen some huge spiders this last week in SLC. Scary!
That spider picture is freaky!!!
I hate bugs, spiders especially. I would have totally freaked out as well. Supposedly in Australia they have humongous spiders. People don't kill them though because they eat other poisonous insects and reptiles, like frogs and scorpions.
OK, I have literally spent about 87 seconds staring at that picture. It's completely disturbing. I wonder if you could train that thing to somehow clean up "down there." Save on waxing.
CLEAN UP DONW THERE!!!! SAVE on waxing???!! That is beyond disturbing. That thing was only down there for as long as it took me to scream hysterically 5 or 6 times. Jump up and down a few times and then rip my panties off and throw them across the room. No way will I be employing any spiders to take over the daily cleanliness routines of my my vagina. No Thanks!
Haha! I think I was more intending for that comment to be for the picture, since apparently, that woman likes to have tarantulas casually rest on her crotch. What's a few more minutes?
oh holy holy crap, that is so freakin creepy!!!!! is that pic with the spider in the girl's undies for real?
Michelle, you can tell an awesome story. That creeped me out!! I'm amazed that the girls slept through it all...
After I was done getting creeped out, I laughed really hard...not AT you...with you. You're laughing now...right?
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