Whoever (whomever?) invented control top panty hose in an asshole. Do you boys know how uncomfortable these things are? I am wearing them today, as part of my Minnie Mouse Halloween costume...and I accidentally bought control top (which, by the way, I don't even need, thanks to my $6,000 tummy)
Also, I love the word asshole. I know, its not nice to swear, but asshole is just such a perfect swear. I especially love using it in unexpected ways, like when I call my cute little 4 lb dog an asshole, or my teenage niece (not to her face, or course).
Does this post make me sound like an asshole?
5 comments:
I am laughing! It is also so funny when you call someone an asshole. It would even be funny if you called me one.
Michelle, can I say this post is the ONLY thing in 7 days that has made me laugh (and I mean really LOL, belly laugh). I love your irreverant honesty today. :)
Bragging about your $6,000 flat stomach makes you sound like an ass hole.
Does saying that make me sound like an ass hole?
LOL! You're funny!
LOl Kate - believe me, before the $6000 tummy, control top was made for me. I had to pay good money for this tummy and I'm going to make reference to it occasionally. Otherwise, how will you all know that I have an awesome mid-section?
My favorite swear is HOT SHIT, because it makes so little sense. Like when people say, "she thinks she's hot shit!"
Really, she thinks of herself as a pile of steaming shit? So you're supposed to hate her because she's conceited, but you kinda want to feel bad for her.
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