This morning as I was drying off from my shower, Violet came into the bathroom. She looked at me and said: "AaaaaaMaaaaaazzzIng"
Me: "what's amazing, Violet"
Violet: "your boobs, cause they're SO BIG!"
Me: "Really? What else do you think is amazing?"
Violet: "Your OTHER boob!"
Maybe she was trying to make me feel better from the conversation I had yesterday with Lucy. Again, I was stepping out of the shower when I heard giggles coming from behind me. I turned around and saw Lucy, covering her mouth and laughing.
me: "what are you laughing at?"
Lucy: "your bum. Cause its so big! Its way bigger than the rest of your body. And it always has wrinkles."
I can only assume that by "wrinkles" she was referring to my single cute little dimple of cellulite because I do NOT have wrinkles on my bum, thank you very much!
I never saw my mother naked. My mom is the most shy, modest woman you will ever meet. I don't have a single memory of my mom's naked body. My kids will have my naked body emblazoned in their memory for their entire lifetime. Lucky girls.
13 comments:
That will go down as one of THE best Violet comments EVER. I heard her say the A-MA-ZING comment yesterday. It was hilarious. Go work Vi!
I don't think I have seen my mom totally naked. I did see her boobs when I was little and I thought they were beautiful.
I don't think I have seen my mom totally naked. I did see her boobs when I was little and I thought they were beautiful.
I don't think I have seen my mom totally naked. I did see her boobs when I was little and I thought they were beautiful.
I don't think I have seen my mom totally naked. I did see her boobs when I was little and I thought they were beautiful.
sorry it published so much!
LOL That's hysterical!
I can't say I have seen my mother naked, but Chris and I have both seen her va-jay-jay.
Vi is so funny!
Belen sees me naked all the time. I wonder when she will want to stop bathing with me. She doesn't laugh at my body yet but she does point and laugh at her daddy's penis. lol
Oh, and you do have amazing boobs. I have seen them a ton so I should know!
my 4 year old told me I had a big bum a while ago too after I got out of the shower, however he did not tell me it was amazing!
My mom's body is totally emblazoned in all of our heads and also some of the neighbors' from this one time when we didn't have curtains. She was never shy. I also decided my kids will never see me naked, like ever.
I don't even see how its possible for your kids not to see you naked. I can't even go to the bathroom without a toddler following me. Every time I take a bath my 5 year old sits by the tub and talks to me, scrubs my back, blows out my candles. Am I just supposed to lock my kids out of the bathroom or something???
Post a Comment